They started small time, robbing small villages and sacking missionary compounds. Once they crossed the line, there was no going back. They were called "The Pygmy Brothers From Different Mothers."
I was showing Rob your DnD drawing, and we started laughing about this pygmie/goat team, and came up with some absurdly cool ideas, such as:
-These two are siamese twins joined at the hip, born of a virgin/goat sacrifice gone wrong
-The way it's drawn, the harpoon and shotgun could actually be one two-sided weapon joined at the stock.
-Assuming they're not joined at the hip, but just friends, imagine a scene where two goons are coming at the goat from either side, so the pygmie tosses him the two-sided shotgun/harpoon. The goat catches it and pulls both triggers, blowing away the goons on both sides at once.
-The pygmie uses the harpoon/shotgun to annihilate a horde of goons in a warehouse by shooting the harpoon into the ceiling and swinging over the crowd, firing the shotgun end downward.
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Ha! The Different mothers part cracks me up! What a couple of bad-asses. Cool idea man!
I didn't know there were pygmy goats, too. The great thing about this duo is one can be the other's getaway vehicle.
I was showing Rob your DnD drawing, and we started laughing about this pygmie/goat team, and came up with some absurdly cool ideas, such as:
-These two are siamese twins joined at the hip, born of a virgin/goat sacrifice gone wrong
-The way it's drawn, the harpoon and shotgun could actually be one two-sided weapon joined at the stock.
-Assuming they're not joined at the hip, but just friends, imagine a scene where two goons are coming at the goat from either side, so the pygmie tosses him the two-sided shotgun/harpoon. The goat catches it and pulls both triggers, blowing away the goons on both sides at once.
-The pygmie uses the harpoon/shotgun to annihilate a horde of goons in a warehouse by shooting the harpoon into the ceiling and swinging over the crowd, firing the shotgun end downward.
-And their names? Wait for it....Hall & Goats.
More awful brainstorming to come!
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